South East beers - Tuesdays @ The Roebuck, SE1 4YG

couldn't make it as cycling to brighton took waaaaaay longer than planned...

ey, by the way, who of you cretins put the cycle hire scheme sticker on my bike?

it's a bitch to get off! basturds ;)

Eurgh.

McCarthy told me SE was the new wests, he was right.. Epic night... Girlfriend heard me come in last night wondered where I'd got to when I didn't come to the bedroom, she found me asleep on the stairs face down in the carpet...

So how long did you hand around with the French students?!

#alsogothomearound430willbebackinacoupleofweeksifgirlfreindallows!

Eurgh.

McCarthy told me SE was the new wests, he was right.. Epic night... Girlfriend heard me come in last night wondered where I'd got to when I didn't come to the bedroom, she found me asleep on the stairs face down in the carpet...

So how long did you hand around with the French students?!

#alsogothomearound430willbebackinacoupleofweeksifgirlfreindallows!

ok, i'm coming this week.

Reeen, wishing me a safe journey home must've done something strange to my luck. I basically got pushed into the gutter by a white van, and when I raised my fist and shouted "What''s wrong with you" he slammed on the brakes, then followed me around the block threatening me.

This was 200m from my doorstep.

What a wanker.

There are days when I wish that would happen to me. But I'm getting much better.

When actually all I really want are mad nights where I end up eating bagels/paninis/crumble on the mayors lawn at sun-up. I must stick around longer on Tuesdays.

And yet whenever I drop in late, you guys have always fucked off already. Are these all just stories..?

ey, by the way, who of you cretins put the cycle hire scheme sticker on my bike?

it's a bitch to get off! basturds ;)

Start a thread about it. I'm sure many will come up with helpful advice.

fuck meee, there is some awesome funneh shit on this page oop ^ there, starting with pascalos's post a page back. i still see him wave when he left and try figure how it must have looked when he shook the angry fist.

sorry to hear that, bruv. should have led van madness right back to us for fun and games.
TB. this shit's real and i am truely sry for your bad timings. i too saw quiet nights at SE's but, you know every now and then, i witness some mayhem.

man, was a good night, the dover castle session went till 30 past 2 or so. in there a pretty lady told me she learned a dozen ways to quickly kill me without a big fuzz and several really quiet ways to spice things up. shit man, i chose the beatles 'help' on the duke box as i quite fancied her ... a bit... to that point.

...anyway, the french poeple held us up a bit but when lain left us, it was time to roll.

a am curious about fes' list of bad people. it grew totally out of proportion when everyone gave him a hard time as he left early.

and finally a funny thought as i wonder, why we not just move over to the castle right away. like a bunch of 30+ years old fixxen skiddster roll up with fake student id's to get the cheap side of that pub.

thanks to the kind folks, who so generously lend me theirs, btw!

you're all [strike]pleb [/strike] NO color blind plebs of the highest order.
I should stayed in Lidl- they're way cooler than you lot.
The mentalist that was rubbing frozen lamb chops up and down his batty near the grapes was too cool. He still thinks its DO A SKID (mark). I'll school him...But yeah way less abuse my way and whaaaaycooler than SEbeers.

Bet you nodders just got pretty drunk with some hot random student birds somewhere.
Yawn

That stuffed monkey toy got a name yet?

Start a thread about it. I'm sure many will come up with helpful advice.

It will be full of this;

"You need cycle training"
"HTFU"
"DAS"
"BAC"
"UTFS"

There are days when I wish that would happen to me. But I'm getting much better.

Sorry, having a local Peckham rude boy in a 2 tonne vehicle following you, pointing at you out of the window a la "I'll get you" ain't anything you should wish for man.

Are you looking for a way to vent aggression and start a fight or something?

By the way, do you remember the moment I parted with your company on Tuesday and went down the road with my daughter?

You lot shouted "DAS!" at some skidder with full sleeves and mini cap. The thing is, there were also two blonde girls slowly cycling right behind him. I overheard their conversation when they're passing by.
They tried to work out what "Biscuit" means and why some silly guys would chose that word to chat up a girl... :-)

By the way, do you remember the moment I parted with your company on Tuesday and went down the road with my daughter?

You lot shouted "DAS!" at some skidder with full sleeves and mini cap. The thing is, there were also two blonde girls slowly cycling right behind him. I overheard their conversation when they're passing by.
They tried to work out what "Biscuit" means and why some silly guys would chose that word to chat up a girl... :-)

How does do a skid sound like biscuit?

It's not the first time... Ask Joe.

Shout it loudly, quickly and in a mockney accent!

Looool, just watching The Transporter on Film4 and sat laughing at the bit where he kicks a pair of track pedals with clips and straps off some random bike in a garage to use durng his martial arts. I can see it catching on down shoreditch - Hipster Deathmatch FTW!

Beaver-aaage tomorrow anyone?

Yes mate ill be down!

Will you be wearing a frame this time!

Mate i actually might be, i need to ring Armourtex tomorrow morning to see if its ready. Its the new hipter stylz innit?

Fucking hipster buy me a beer

I might be wearing a frame too but it will be my broken a broken merckx :( which means ill be on my embarrassing fixie skiddermobile

I might be wearing a frame too but it will be my broken a broken merckx :( which means ill be on my embarrassing fixie skiddermobile

see prevous post

Fucking hipster buy me a beer

Calm down Peter...

Calm down Peter...

I am just a poor copy and can only bask in his glow. ( took 3 attempts to spell glow, beer, coffee and haribo)

If there's Haribo, I'm in. Gummies FTW.