has your misanthropy got anything to do with the ubiquity of the ukulele to signify twee cuddly unthreatening wholesomeness?
For god's sake man, don't give away the secret language of music ! Before you know it the public will realise that just because something has a bit of slow ballad piano on it doesn't necessarily mean it is a high quality, classy product.
For god's sake man, don't give away the secret language of music ! Before you know it the public will realise that just because something has a bit of slow ballad piano on it doesn't necessarily mean it is a high quality, classy product.