2010-07-22 - Rollapaluza Urban Hill Climb

I'm going for first place*.

*for riders over 90kg

Is that 90kgs combined weight or just rider weight?

Do fixed rders have to carry messenger bags and wear rolled-up jeans?

Is that 90kgs combined weight or just rider weight?

You think I stand on scales with my bike or something? Rider weight. Naked.

That's it.. picture it.

I'm glad I'm not the holder at the start.

Or the rider catcher at the top.

Yes you are.. aren't you?

I'm glad I'm not the holder at the start.

I had to hold up Miles yesterday for the sprint he must weigh close to 100kg!

Is he riding this? It's a 'sprinters' hill apparently..

Could you email us to let us know your real-world name so that we can release your place to one of the forty or so reserves?

I've also had to pull out. email sent. gutted.

Do fixed rders have to carry messenger bags and wear rolled-up jeans?

goes home to change and locate a rucksack

(drunk spectator, not competitor)

I'm guessing spectators are just heading to the flask?

Massive thunder out here.. great..

You think I stand on scales with my bike or something? Rider weight. Naked.

That's it.. picture it.

is it cold?

Not really. This place is quite warm.

Not really. This place is quite warm.

I was implying you had a small cock

it's not making a whole lot of difference down there.

I was implying you had a small cock

Oh, that went right over my head. Sorry. Feel free to try again at a later date.

Typical. Clean bike.. thunderstorm.

Oh, that went right over my head. Sorry. Feel free to try again at a later date.

I'll be waiting at the top of the hill

WIth some kind of life support machine I hope.

I will be straight into the flask after my effort

WIth some kind of life support machine I hope.

I've got cold beer. Not sure if there'll be any left when you finish though but if there is you're welcome to one. Supporting charity and all that.

Look for the fat guy walking up, swearing at his bike*.

*always blame the tools

Well that was fun. Pics here http://www.flickr.com/photos/bigsteev/sets/72157624435798495