Remember kids... always wear a helmet. (The almighty bikeradar helmet thread)

This reads like an argument for homeopathy.
No, an argument for homeopathy would be 'cars crash into people, so to prevent this, people should wear a wing mirror talisman', or 'helmets protect heads, so in order to obtain the maximum protection I should wear a sun visor'. It's precisely the crumbly justifications of the non-helmet crowd that bothers me. 'helmets attract accidents' sounds like witchcraft.