2010-07-18 Sun - The Football Stadium Ride pt II

I did get one, as promised... Wolverhampton ftw! Or maybe ftl...

Fuck it, it beats wearing an Aussie jersey and copping shit all day. Oh hang on, you guys never got through the group stage either... Mwa ha ha...

oh dear, were you not really paying attention.

First forum ride in a longgggg longgg time! I'm up for this like I'm up for sex! get it? GET IT??...sounded funny in my head...

makes mental note not to stand too close

I did get one, as promised... Wolverhampton ftw! Or maybe ftl...

Fuck it, it beats wearing an Aussie jersey and copping shit all day. Oh hang on, you guys never got through the group stage either... Mwa ha ha...

This is a **football **ride. Association football not Autralian Rules, nor Rugby nor American/gridiron nor Gaelic. Football.

And we might have been unimpressive in the World Cup but we did advance further than the Italians and the French and the Hondurans and the Ivorians and even the North Koreans all of whom went out with the Australians.

...First forum ride in a longgggg longgg time! I'm up for this like I'm up for sex! get it? GET IT??...sounded funny in my head...

Given that the rules clearly state you need to sport the appropriate attire, which team will you be representing?

oh dear, were you not really paying attention.

Neither were you, it seems.

@rookie66 - if you wear an England shirt, Pisti and TeenS will administer Chinese burns to both wrists and slash (not on, obviously) your tyres. Refer to the rules during the first 12 pages before making your team choice.

First forum ride in a longgggg longgg time! I'm up for this like I'm up for sex! get it? GET IT??...sounded funny in my head...

Given that the rules clearly state you need to sport the appropriate attire, which team will you be representing?

Given his rather curious sexual reference, one has to presume a team run by pornographers: West Ham.

Given his rather curious sexual reference, one has to presume a team run by pornographers: West Ham.

Very good, Clive. You obviously went on a long mental journey for that one.

Mind you, he could also mean ManUre given Rooney's adoration of les femmes du soir in their twilight years, or even "Arse"nal.

Take your pick.

Quick recap:

If you're a lover of bikes, football, beer you'll be mad to miss this. If it's anything like last year then it should be just as ace. See link for last years:

http://www.lfgss.com/thread23367.html - page 7 onwards for pics

In a nutshell, taking in most of London's famous(or not so famous in Spurs' case ;-)) stadiums and finishing at The Bailey Pub on Holloway Rd to mull over the days events and watch a stage(Pyrenee's this year) of LTdF

10am meet at Loftus Rd(home of QPR) for a 10.30am ***PROMPT ***departure

London clubs in order of ride:

Start:
**QPR **
FULHAM
CHELSEA
MILLWALL
CHARLTON
WEST HAM
LEYTON ORIENT
SPURS
ARSENAL

Football shirt(of any team/country) MANDATORY

Anyone not there for the PROMPT 10.30am start will be playing catch-up. We didn't leave 'til 11am last time due to people being late/punctures on the way/dickin about etc

[QUOTE=rookie66;1524590]1. Pistanator (EFC)

1. teenslain (CFC)
   
2. jonny (MUFC)
   
3. furious tiles (WHUFC)
   
4. marcom (AS Roma)
   
5. damo (DCFC)
   
6. murtle (Hairafter, netball)
   
7. middleofnowhere (AFC)
   
8. supertony (LFC)
   
9. Radius (CFC)
   
10. Dov (OMFC)
    
11. Wyclefofdover (Norwich City FC - on a 93/94 bike - in the yellow jersey)
    
12. Slag (Champions League Quarter Finalists - AFC)
    
13. cliveo (CFC)
    
14. jaw (CFC)
    
15. Clever Pun (LFC)
    
16. richoking (SUFC)
    
17. Manc Ronnie (MCFC)
    19: Jimmy Piercy (YID ARMY)
    
18. Fussballclub (BIRG)
    
19. Marco (Sir Roy's Fulham)
    
20. hellomiles (THFC)
    
21. shoots (THFC)
    
22. MG (Nigeria)
    
23. Marco (AFC)
    
24. Carlo (QPR)
    
25. Ark Minor (Rochdale FC – proper football)
    
26. Chelsea Beef (if I'm not in the US of and A)
    
27. John H (LFC)
    
28. bodieanddoyle (WHUFC)
    
29. Pink (Spurs)
    
30. jcgarcia (cpfc)
    
31. crispin glover (BCFC)
    
32. dicki (lfc)
    
33. joe smith (cpfc)
    
34. colnago_costa (WHUFC)
    
35. JAMIE (CAFC)
    
36. Charged (LFC)
    
37. Nuknow (Sporting Club Portugal)
    
38. Brave (AFC)
    
39. Mrs Brave (FFF)
    
40. BRM (Celtic)
    
41. moog (Holland)
    
42. billybob (anything but manure aka abu)
    
43. Soul (WB fuckin' A)
    
44. cake (CFC)
    
45. Puncheur (DCFC)
    
46. Mustardbeak (NFFC)
    
47. Clintsmoker (WBAFC)
    
48. alockett (LFC)
    
49. Stringerman (Gooner)
    
50. spybot (BCFC) - probably from Stamford Bridge
    
51. Fourteenwinters (THFC)
    
52. Risk (Korea)
    
53. SoperRiva (WHUFC/ Palestine/ Morroco)
    
54. JoshBev (WHUFC Massif)
    
55. Ramaye (DCFC)
    
56. Gav86 (WWFC)
    
57. Rookie66
    
58. Slapshot (CFC)
    

Well in Slapshot. We need more like you.

A Chelsea peleton will be performing a lap of honour around the Emirates at the end of the ride.

SOUTHS MEET:
**[/B]
I'll be travelling up from Streatham Hill via Tooting Bec, Trinity Rd, Wandsworth roundabout/Bridge, Fulham, Earls Court, Hammersmith, Shep Bush

If anyone fancys it we could meet on the *[B]SOUTHSIDE of Wandsworth Bridge***(start of cycle path) between 9.15 & 9.30am for a 9.35ish departure

ISLINGTON AND EAST MEET:
[/B]
Angel Tube for departure promptly at 9:15 for a [B]*gentle* ride over to Loftus Road.

Speed is all subjective Clive.

if the east midlands mob want to get together and point and stare at such wonders as running water and electricity, i'm all up for that.

Souths meet:

1. Pistanator
   
2. Damo
   
3. Hello Miles
   

anytalk about football, and i'm gonna join the sky ride

yeah that's right murts. we're going to talk about netball and shit. on a football ride.

:rolleyes:

out

murtle, you've been out for a long time.....

i'm out too...

no footie shirt and it is my sisters birthday party on the saturday night so sunday is gonna be hangover day.

plus i don't even like football...

1. Pistanator (EFC)
   
2. teenslain (CFC)
   
3. jonny (MUFC)
   
4. furious tiles (WHUFC)
   
5. marcom (AS Roma)
   
6. damo (DCFC)
   
7. murtle (Hairafter, netball)
   
8. middleofnowhere (AFC)
   
9. supertony (LFC)
   
10. Radius (CFC)
    
11. Dov (OMFC)
    
12. Wyclefofdover (Norwich City FC - on a 93/94 bike - in the yellow jersey)
    
13. Slag (Champions League Quarter Finalists - AFC)
    
14. cliveo (CFC)
    
15. jaw (CFC)
    
16. Clever Pun (LFC)
    
17. richoking (SUFC)
    
18. Manc Ronnie (MCFC)
    19: Jimmy Piercy (YID ARMY)
    
19. Fussballclub (BIRG)
    
20. Marco (Sir Roy's Fulham)
    
21. hellomiles (THFC)
    
22. shoots (THFC)
    
23. MG (Nigeria)
    
24. Marco (AFC)
    
25. Carlo (QPR)
    
26. Ark Minor (Rochdale FC – proper football)
    
27. Chelsea Beef (if I'm not in the US of and A)
    
28. John H (LFC)
    
29. bodieanddoyle (WHUFC)
    
30. Pink (Spurs)
    
31. jcgarcia (cpfc)
    
32. crispin glover (BCFC)
    
33. dicki (lfc)
    35.
    
34. colnago_costa (WHUFC)
    
35. JAMIE (CAFC)
    
36. Charged (LFC)
    
37. Nuknow (Sporting Club Portugal)
    
38. Brave (AFC)
    
39. Mrs Brave (FFF)
    
40. BRM (Celtic)
    
41. moog (Holland)
    
42. billybob (anything but manure aka abu)
    
43. Soul (WB fuckin' A)
    
44. cake (CFC)
    
45. Puncheur (DCFC)
    
46. Mustardbeak (NFFC)
    
47. Clintsmoker (WBAFC)
    
48. alockett (LFC)
    
49. Stringerman (Gooner)
    
50. spybot (BCFC) - probably from Stamford Bridge
    
51. Fourteenwinters (THFC)
    
52. Risk (Korea)
    
53. SoperRiva (WHUFC/ Palestine/ Morroco)
    
54. JoshBev (WHUFC Massif)
    
55. Ramaye (DCFC)
    
56. Gav86 (WWFC)
    
57. Rookie66
    
58. Slapshot (CFC)
    

i'm out too...

no footie shirt and it is my sisters birthday party on the saturday night so sunday is gonna be hangover day.

plus i don't even like football...

You're a Palace supporter; you're not expected to like football.

This is a **football **ride. Association football not Autralian Rules, nor Rugby nor American/gridiron nor Gaelic. Football.

And we might have been unimpressive in the World Cup but we did advance further than the Italians and the French and the Hondurans and the Ivorians and even the North Koreans all of whom went out with the Australians.

I'm not racist, I love football in all it's forms - even the one with the funny round ball. Yes, well done on getting further than North Korea, Italy, Honduras, France and...Australia. That took some real effort, you must be very proud...

Souths meet:

1. Pistanator
   
2. Damo
   
3. Hello Miles
   4.Gav86
   

You're a Palace supporter; you're not expected to like football.
i am not even a palace supporter, i just live in crystal palace...

football is for girls.