Touring Equipment

Exactly wools, I need something that isn't going to get me banned from French supermarkets. I thought about buying a swrve pair of shorts then wearing padded under pants, would that be a wise choice, or are the padded under shorts no good?

It's fine, I've wandered around French supermarkets many a time just in lyrca undershort things and nothing else and I've been fine. You get a few funny/angry/happy looks but that's about all.