I've never 'got'

I can't use less onion than no onions at all can I? Or is there a hidden world of the negative onion that I need to investigate. Believe me, if I'm cooking, there will be no onions. Or shallots. They too are disgusting.

Now Garlic, that's a proper aromatic bulb.

Acquired Taste Mate you gotta do some HTFUing first ... so get some Onions in you ... taste awesome fried with bockwurst.