I've never 'got'

I too have never got reggae. I mean it's so fucking dull and samey. kerchink Kerchink kerchink. I can appreciate that Bob Marley sounded fresh to european ears at the time, but it's been years and the entire genre has failed to come up with anything to improve upon Althea & Donna's Uptown Top Ranking. Whatever. Learn some more rhythms.

It's all about the SONGS. ;)

Onions. On and in everything. Onions ruin everything they touch.

Hehe, only by some distance the most important ingredient in cooking, onions are. Try shallots instead--a milder and a more rounded flavour. Or just use less onion--reduce the amount found in recipes to suit your taste.