Rothbury Shooter

Only when he's working for me, you interested?

Seen him a few times cycling up and down Brixton/Streatham Hill

So you are interested. I'll give you forum rates.

Yeah, new job in the deep south.

As what? Drugs mule?

Did he say Gazza?

Yep Gazza has been hanging around, apparently on a 'night out'

Surreal

Repetition, Repetition, Repetition, i have now learnt all of the words off by heart...
Fuck this im going on a cycle.

Gazza heard there were shots in Rothbury and got up there double-quick...

fucking hell, i dont know why im still watching the news.
the bbc are twats.

bbc news, local resident: "he was wearing a baseball cap and hooded top, perhaps what we werent expecting him to be wearing"

Gazza has his say...

YouTube- Comedy Gold: Gazza Claims to Know Raoul Moat

that looks like something of the day to day
just waiting for alan partridge to walk on stage left

Why didnt they throw a couple of stun granades at him? Could have taken him alive then maybe?

Should have thrown some at Gazza as well!

got to love gazza, brought him:
a jacket,
a dressing gown,
some chicken,
some bread,
a fishing rod x2 (one for gazza naturally)
oh and a can of lager. (im surprised there was some left.)

comedy gold indeed, but such a shame how he has tuned out...

..he's killed someone which is not nice yeah....
he's a lovely bloke..."

Did gazza ever have a brain or has he recently had a lobotomy?

he might get 12 years for killing someone (which is not nice) but he'll be out in 6.
ledge

Seems I missed all the 'real' action.

Gazza turning up - ACE! I heard Ant & Dec were seen rushing up the M1 in a Ford Galaxy with Lindisfarne in the back. Unfortunately they didn't make it in time

yeah cheryl cole couldnt make it....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10583839.stm

dead now.

You're quick. Do you work for the Northumberland Police Force by any chance??

ahh fuck you.

Gazza.... He's a lovely bloke!
Absolute genius