Rothbury Shooter

BBC News channel now.

It's all kicking off.

Charlie Brooker is going to have a field day.

Pestering some woman who is clearly quite distressed about her mother.

BBC News seem to have nicked that woman's phone?

Mountain biker: Why don't you go and stand over there, you can see everything.... I'm Knackad.

Dude is going to end up more holes than a fucking tea bag.

Probably not double tap.

If they say "literally" one more time I'm going to do a Moat myself!

Geordie in a Liverpool shirt!? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

So this nutter's now on a riverbank with a shotgun pointing to his throat while OB are 20yds away talking to him??!

It's better than The Dog Whisperer this

Some fella's giving a LIVE sec by sec account from his bedroom window

I haven't been this excited since OJ Simpson put his foot down on the freeway!

Just waiting for the

BANG!!!!!!!!!

Someone should pop a balloon!

They found him in a reMOAT part of Rothbury

I heard two coppers on the train talking this morning...

How's Dave?

He's a bit pissed off, he had a few days in lieu owing and took them this week. Then they send everyone up north to shoot this bloke on sight.

Ha.

Why don't they just shoot the cunt?

they send everyone up north to shoot this bloke on sight.

Ha.

So what's happenin then? Bedwetters...

OB - all fuckin mouth >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Seriously, any minute now, this is gonna end in claret being spilt

So what's happenin then? Bedwetters...

OB - all fuckin mouth >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Unlike you, of course.

You are more all exclamation marks. The forum's Daily Star...

Wahhhhhhhaaaaaaay! The forum cock's back!

Shit mate, thought you'd left us?

I'm board it's on repeat.

Is it Moat , Mr Moat , an induvidual fitting the description of .... or Raol ?

These reporters are thick as fuck.......

They need to get Arny in on this.

Chuck Norris

I remember when moat around a town was a positive thing.

Charco, do you work in Streatham?