I really need a poo

but a bike i'm watching on ebay finishes in four minutes and I don't think I'll risk it. Don't you hate that?

ebay app for the iphone FTW

and I fucking lost it. I guess i'll have to spend the money I saved on said evil device.

and I fucking lost it.

bowel control? I hope that's shepard's pie in your knickers

wireless router + laptop = win.

The poo was caused by the excitement of the auction.

It's like when you're waiting for a taxi that's gonna take you for a massive session.

Always need to go poo.

We call it 'Pre sesh nerves', or pre session nerves.

Personally, I always need a dump when I'm playing hide and seek.

I get hidden.

A great spot, never going to get found.

I get excited.

I squirm.

The turtle is curious.

Mr Brown is at the window.

I touch cloth.

I leave my excellent hiding place to crimp of a length of dirty spine, losing the game in the process.

Life is cruel.

^ I get the same with bookshops. Always need to poo. That's a bit sad really.

We need bookshops containing Stannah stairlifts that travel horizontally, around the shelves at a sedate pace, and instead of chairs they use commodes. Not Mark Kermode, of course, but that would be an interesting alternative...

now that i've lost the auction, I don't even need a poo anymore. jesus wept :(

You've sucked it back up. Alfie. It's floating around near your lung now.
If you need a poo, go for a poo.
Don't fuck about, my friend.

This thread has got my in tears.
Lucifer and Tomasito you guys remind me of my dog, it literally can't hold in its excitement.

If you need a poo, go for a poo.
Don't fuck about, my friend.

+1 respect your body

at glastonbury this year i went from wednesday to sunday without pooing, that thing was denser than the sun.

When I've got a log jammed I'm very stressed. I frown, mope, sit on the bog with Fortean Times for hours, everything.

Poo'ing de-stresses me. I don't like having a load on my mind.

it's come back! I'll get on it this time.

Lucy, you kill me, you really do. I am leaking here.

FFS.

http://bidnip.com/

Now go do the biggest dump of your life.