London Cycle Hire

I am a member of the general public. A quiet grey man that nobody notices, going about my life quietly and without fuss. I am the face that you see on the tube or at the bus stop but ignore due to lack of recognition; the man that you could not describe nor remember. As such I am unburdened by opinions for if I had them, no one would care. In my spare time I steal ladies' undergarments off washing lines. I have quite a collection now. I store them in zip lock bags and catalogue them, cross referenced by date stolen/material/signs of usage and color. It gives me something to look forward to at the weekend. I am thinking of starting a blog.

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