Tour de France 2010

so one of the druggy schleck brothers is out.

found this in the comments section while reading about them on a doping website

    *Andy Schleck: Why Andy Schleck  is the Best Bike Racer in the Universe

1. Is Andy on the Podium? Yes. Is Cadel Evans? No.
   
2. He smiles as he kicks butt on Alpe D’Huez.
   
3. He is actually 23, but he looks like he’s about 13.
   
4. He makes every stage look easy. It’s like he is just on a Sunday Bike Ride.
   
5. He was nice to Cadel Evans (my interpretation of Andy’s conversations with Cadel) “Cadel, what is the matter? Do your legs hurt? Why are you breathing so hard? Do you want me to ride back down the mountain to get you some help? Would you like to sing a little song with me?”
   
6. He shreds.
   
7. Prediction: he will win MANY tours in the future.
   Bernard Kohl: Why he was the biggest duffus in the 2008 Tour de France:
   
8. He fell off the ramp during the time trial.
   
9. Lokk at him
   
10. He is a chimney sweep by profession. “Chim Chimminy Chim Chimminy Chim Chim Charee.”
    
11. He looks a little too excited when he gets kissed by the French girls on the podium.
    
12. Yeah, Yeah I know he is King of the Mountains.
    
13. Yeah I know he did well in the time trial.
    
14. He is King of the mountains and he fell off a ramp. Duffus.
    Cadel Evans: Why Cadel Evans sucks:
    
15. Too much hype.
    
16. Never attacks.
    
17. Marginal at best time trial.
    
18. What the hell is a “Vegamite Sandwich? And who in their right mind would live in a country where they eat such things.
    
19. Crybaby
    Christian VandeVelde: Why Christian VandeVelde is pretty Awesome:
    
20. He is an American.
    
21. Seems like a nice guy
    
22. From Missouri—How the hell did he get into bike racing?
    
23. He is an American.
    George Hincappie: Why Big George rocks.
    
24. Solid
    
25. 12 tours
    
26. He is an American
    
27. He prefers Macs to PCs (no brainer)
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