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When's the last time you heard anyone on this forum sing their praises about the colonic they just had eh? All I hear is fucking moaning and whining about people being over-forceful with the hose, the water being too cold, inadequate reading material, the smell of shit. I think they're just trying to be cool, but I'm not going to offer you any personal experience or so much as validate my claims with any kind of demonstrable evidence. In fact, I'm going to have a right good sulk as and when anyone disagrees with me being openly condescending and dismissive, and bloody well ignore any comment that might otherwise contradict me, before robustly re-asserting that my argument is as bullet proof as charlie bronson's ballsack and rounding upon those immature 'cool people' with another bloody good riposte of generality thats as difficult to circumnavigate as the antartic is when wearing nothing but a cock warmer and some surgical gauze. Then I'm going to go back to reading the Evening Standard and harrumph heartily at the damn good no-nonsense common sense contained within.