Fashion related cycling questionnaire

1. What is your favourite cycling brand? Why?
   
   

** Assos - they're the best. Castelli and Cannibal - they have cool logos.**

1. What do you look for in your cycling clothing?
   
   

** The lowest price for the best performance. **

1. What is your favourite cycling accessory?
   
   

** I assume you mean clothing-wise, in which case, Cannibal knee warmers. They are guaranteed to make you 180% faster and 340% more attractive to the opposite sex. **

1. If you could invent anything to make cycling everday easier, what would it be?
   
   

** You're not getting my money-making ideas that easily..**

1. What does cycling mean to you? Is it just travel? Or is it a fashion accessory?
   
   

** Fashion? What's that? If I don't ride, I die.**