Fashion related cycling questionnaire

Special dispensation from forum boss?
I'll bite before this gets nailed like every other questionnaire type dealyo on here.

1. Howies - Worn their stuff since they started and although they've gone a little wayward in recent years their kits stands up pretty well in my limited experience.
   
2. I generally buy normal clothes and cycle in them. Htfu, cheaper etc.
   
3. Krypto fahg mini
   
4. A way of ridding london of thieves which results in me have to carry the above.
   
5. Transport - exercise - social vehicle(this forum plays a huge part in that) freedom. My bikes are fugly so could never be referred to as a fashion accessory, but thats a silly reason to buy a bike anyway; next year it's gonna be all about dragging an old anchor/i beam around town.