Hair removal

Seriously though-if youre body has hair there its there for a reason-helps stop infections and the like and I don't imagine ass crack stubble would be a pleasant addition to the already sweaty bum ride.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!"

pft, it's over exaggerated, and a lot of body parts have fallen into disuse e.g., male nipples, appendix, my penis...

Friends, POKE YOUR SHAVEN STARFISH INTO THE AIR WITH PRIDE!