Police spotting (junction watch)

there were loads of pedalkops out this morning. i like it. prefer it to them hanging about junctions like sneakey sneakers. i like that they're getting involved in the madness that is the commutoscrum. i just wish they had flashing lights on their helmets and had to make the "woowoowoo" noise themselves. most of them are fat and slow which makes is so much more tempting to knock their helmets off, bertie wooster style, and leg it. one day, one day...

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