Drunk

Its 5am, and I can't think of a reason why we don't have one of these, I also cannot not make it from my couch to my bed.

FREE VODKA FOR LIFE!!!!

Best 5am NYC thing to do is to make a trip into china town and find a 24 hour chinese restaurant and eat, Some of the best people watching in the world! all the serious weirdos have late night early morning chinese.

el i ate a hipster taco for you tonihght, i said this taco is for elgupo in london, i said it really loudly, the girl i was talking to then walked away. this story is true.

Its 5am, and I can't think of a reason why we don't have one of these, I also cannot not make it from my couch to my bed.

FREE VODKA FOR LIFE!!!!

Yet strangely this is the best spelt and most grammatically correct post you've ever typed....

Chris has changed... We're all doomed...
+1 to 5am in Chinatown... Bizarro to the max...
Great thread, I salute you...

In NYC the best late night/early morning people watching is the Empire Diner, no doubt. Not only do they do amazing food, but all the clubbers rolling past is delightful.

is it bad if i have no memory of making this thread happen? is it worse if you search "drunk" on the forum i have started more threads then any one else?

What's with the spelling non-fail?

Drnk thred fail!

is it bad if i have no memory of making this thread happen? is it worse if you search "drunk" on the forum i have started more threads then any one else?

Time for Velocio to mash them all together to make the Great Drunk Bike Radar Thread. ;)

el i ate a hipster taco for you tonihght, i said this taco is for elgupo in london, i said it really loudly, the girl i was talking to then walked away. this story is true.

Thanks Chris, I needed that. I would love a hipster taco right now! Mmmmmmmm....Taaaacooooo!

So i once again proved the provenance of the riding drun = win theorem I'd been working on.

Ist a bit too complicated for me to go into right now, but essentially, any ride is made easieer when you're pissed.
also SS shoppers are king of the wet west london wintry wonderland that is 2am on Hammersmith bridge- i had the entire bridge to myself and so I celebrated Rocky style on the Barnes Side. at some passing cabbie, who called me a knob.

Drinkings good. especially when done with friend.s
lolsville.

i'm pretty fucked.
turns out....
iT turns OuT that the Cricket is ideal for getting drunk.
Today i ate a weetabix and drank beer..,
good diet

ha. its old me wotss prosted above me...
treble lolsvielles

What are you on, the Aussie fad diet or something?

mmm.aussies...
diet.
there ewere lots of aussies today,
we had fun with kilts.

My boss was there somewhere.. I wonder what her hangover will be like tomorrow.

bad i suspect.
the cricket was shit.
I spent much time taking the piss out of the oxford boys behind me.
I should stop drinking.

also my friend wet himself.
it was hilarious!

stupid amrikans, can't drink for toffee.

What are you on, the Aussie fat diet or something?

That would be the one.

He eats only Aussie fats? Haha.. henners.. come here boy..