West Beers : Every Thursday @ The Lamb Brewery, W4 4PH

what spill will?

A nothing incident really. It's just now I have this swelling on my backside. Still, I'm sure it can't be serious and will go down in a few days......

(joke, btw)

I am aghast that I missed yesterday's Wests.
I am in not-sunny-not-warm-Ireland until Tuesday and going slowly insane.
Last night, instead of being with my fellow bike-loving beer monsters, I watched a documentary about Kerry Katona.
'nuff said...

Next week's Wests better be awesome.

We didn't miss you

Ignore him. Yes we did. My missus asked where Michael "Fuck you" Hael was.

T4 fail. I would not admit to watching that katona bint...

T4 fail. I would not admit to watching that katona bint...

.....unless she was being publically stoned.

cheers last night doods, i owe people drinks. the burger is delish.

We didn't miss you

Ignore him. Yes we did. My missus asked where Michael "Fuck you" Hael was.

T4 fail. I would not admit to watching that katona bint...

.....unless she was being publically stoned.

Next Thursday - T4 homecoming drinks.
I will regale you with stories about Ms Katona.
She is my idol*

*not true

She's a train wreck of a person. Incredible (plastic) cans though.

Going to the Pony tonight if anyone fancies. Bodie - you know you want it! ;)

Currently at the Old Ship. Lovely!

pants, i have to babysit tomorrow night...
no pub for me :-(

There is surely no place on earth more suitable for a baby than a boozer!

There is surely no place on earth more suitable for a baby than a boozer!

well, he is almost twelve...old enough you reckon?
also convenient as he's quite small he could definitely sit on the handle bars...

well, he is almost twelve...old enough you reckon?
also convenient as he's quite small he could definitely sit on the handle bars...

He could keep felix company?

He could keep felix company?

And not in THAT sense. Weren't you called LadyGroomer last week for the sweets incident?

He could keep felix company?

i was waiting for that
ah ha ha ha ha ha

...fuckers

i was waiting for that

Sorry, will try harder, I thought it was a bit obvious!

What are you doing with a nearly twelve year old, LadyHoser?

don't let pisti read that

Why? She doesn't have red hair, so she's safe from a yentzing!

What are you doing with a nearly twelve year old, LadyHoser?

i know it's a bit old isn't it...that's what you get from having a vveeery highly strung over protective mother.
what makes it worse is i think he's invited some friends over...which means i have to contend with multiple twelve year olds...

sorry but how the eff do i start a thread? ive done it before but cant remember..

i know it's a bit old isn't it...that's what you get from having a vveeery highly strung over protective mother.
what makes it worse is i think he's invited some friends over...which means i have to contend with multiple twelve year olds...

A collection of pervy nearly twelve year olds? You're in for a treat.

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