POLICE STATEMENT: A man has been found dead in a river at 6am this morning. He was wearing an England shirt, fishnet stockings, suspenders, a blowup doll on the end of his cock and a dildo stuck up his arse. Police have removed the shirt to spare his family any embarassment.
POLICE STATEMENT: A man has been found dead in a river at 6am this morning. He was wearing an England shirt, fishnet stockings, suspenders, a blowup doll on the end of his cock and a dildo stuck up his arse. Police have removed the shirt to spare his family any embarassment.