Best response to that is usually "It's a road bike, where do you think it belongs?" Extra points for using an overly condescending tone.
Sadly I resorted to nothing more original than calling him a cockmuching twat. Though this was partialy a success as his masculinity being challenged by a man in pink and white lycra didn't appear to go down well...
Sadly I resorted to nothing more original than calling him a cockmuching twat. Though this was partialy a success as his masculinity being challenged by a man in pink and white lycra didn't appear to go down well...