What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

why the tall bike hating? frankenbikes = rad, end of. tall, short, long, upside down, anyway! ...

Not hating, laughing. True, they are rad to the power of dork, like I said. But you have to laugh at them as well. you HAVE to. Otherwise it's not working. At the weekend I saw the guy with the metal spikes all over his bike. It was great. I laughed.

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And the guy does look like cirsh carsh....

I hear Crishcarsh looks rather different than that these days ...

Whateva haterz, you know you still want a go...

errr, no thanks. What I don't get about tallbikers is the very very serious serious face they usually have when riding what is essentially a clown bike. FFS lighten up, if it's so rad, you ought to be able to laugh at yourself ... and not in a 'oooh I broke my arm, soo rad' Bam Marghera way. In a 'I am fucking dork' way.

Hipster version of the "LV handbag with a bus pass" combo
snaps fingers, sashays out of thread

You go, girl.