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  • Haven't searched, but can I shoot a seagull? Been shooting vermin pigeons at work and now have 2 of these bastards doing really fucking noisy fly-bys!

    where do you work that sounds fun?

    on a school trip to brighton we made dampened bread balls stuffed with laxatives and threw them to the gulls off the pier who caught them mid air and gobbled them down much to our delight.

    christopher calligan reckoned their stomachs would explode if we put baking soda in there too. someone else came up with the idea of putting rat poison in them but we couldn't find a source fortunately....

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