Occupation?

be the rider drivers wish they could be

I turn tricks for the posh mums in Brockley.

I'm a reverbinator

I'm the resurrection

Junior Refreshment Coordinators Assistant.

I work for tynan

mainly in his lab...

I employ forum members to do things, things that cannot be easily (or legally) discussed here.

worldwide cycling correspondent

Fucking class. I miss you Cornelius.

I provide a taxi service for vomit covered East London drunks.

I breed children

Art Lecturer and zone 6 badass.

I'd like to say I'm head of the European Fecal Standards Commission, responsible for signing the papers off for all the hundreds of kurics worth of shite people do, but sadly this would be a lie.

I ride my bike for a living and play roots music for people.

I do fascinating things that impresses womens and piers

Me, at work.

Me, at work

Presently I'm a bike mechanic and get to solve bike related problems all day. If only It payed better.

Those are all me at work, but 99.99% of the time it's actually really stressful and I look like this.

I do a eating.

Ahem... I think you'll find that that is MY job. My a eating is greater than is yours.

Thank you.

I breed children

Hi dad.

what do you do for a living?
edit: oh and im a chef

Grammar.
Stay in the kitchen...

I've just graduated and looking for the next job, but this:

Used to be my desk

Was what I designed

It has been designed before. Sorry, mate.

erm no, it hasn't I didn't say invent, I said design.