What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Brogues, check
Skinny jeans, check
Gorgeous baby blue conversion, check
flat plastic pedals, check
laughing in the face of foot-retension, check
caliper brake despite brazeons, check
flipped risers, check
Saddle at lowest possible height, check
wobbling the wrong way down poland street, check

God loves a tryer.

Brilliant! :)