Occupation?

what do you do for a living?
edit: oh and im a chef

Freelance Graphic & Web Designer. I work from home and spend far too much time on teh internets.

I procure midgets for hippy.

In-house graphic designer for a charity. I work in the bowels of Somerset House and spend far too much time on teh internets.

I roast peas for a living...

I count beans for a living.....

I make the world a better place by obsessing over shit buildings.

I can't tell you what I do.. If I did, I'd have to kill you.

I've already said too much.

I make pictures.

Grammar Nazi here.

I'm paid a 'great deal' to understand complex problems, work with others to develop evidence based solutions to those problems then present this to politicians who then ignore the overwhelming weight of proof and do something completely fuc*ing stupid instead. Somethign that is proven to make the problem worse and will cost more money in the long run but hey it appeals to idiots who read the Sun or Daily Mail so it's OK.

I do a eating.

Operational Officer for the SIS, otherwise known as MI6.

Make shit awful TV programs

singer of songs, lover of life.

Just got a new IT job - today - and will be recruiting!

Reprographics.
Still in fucking reprographics...

I guard the rhubard.

Just got a new IT job - today - and will be recruiting!

Well done Dwayne.

I spend my days merging reposted fucking threads.

I sell dresses.

Do it, hippy... Merge him in the nuts...

used to make rubbish tv

now am a photographer and a shepherd.

"do" is a verb I don't understand in this context.

Minister without portfolio
worldwide cycling correspondent