2010 Herne Hill Velodrome Track League

I really want to race tomorrow, the madison training was ace on Sunday, but our boss has given us all time off to watch the football in the pub with him tomorrow, and the rest of the day off after too..... aaahhhhh...

Sounds like we need to partner eachother for the Madsion. One drunk rider and another who has never done it before. What could possibly go wrong?