Spotted...

Got rammed by a man in a blue VW Golf this morning in Shoreditch. Rammed me into the curb, but I stayed upright. Massive scratch in his car too. His woman was screwing at him, god knows what she thinks of her psycho bloke now. Traffic was slow so I just crawled alongside them for a couple of miles, making him feel silly, then gobbed on his bonnet and rode off.

Gross, but the cunt tried to run me over. 1-1.

Coming up to Old Street? If so, I saw him do it and gave him an absolutely filthy look before you pulled up at the traffic lights.
(fully geared peugeot mixte - Hai!)