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A man went to his bank to get a loan for his new business venture:
Bank Manager: "Before I can give you a loan I'll need to know a little about the venture you are going to use the money for".
Man: " I going to start a cheese factory".
Manager: Where will the factory be"?
Man: "Cheddar".
Manager: "What will you call the product"?
Man: "Cheddar Cheese".
Manager: "...but there is already a cheese called Cheddar. You'll have to think of a new name for your cheese before I can give you a loan. Have a think about it and come back tomorrow".
The next day the man was back.
Manager: "Now! Have you thought about it"?
Man: "Yes, I'm still going to make a new cheese".
Manager: Where will the factory be"?
Man: "In Gloucester".
Manager: "What will you call the product"?
Man: "Gloucester Cheese"
Manager: "...but there is already a cheese called Gloucester. You'll have to think of something else for your venture. Come back tomorrow".
Next day he's back.
Manager "Well, what are you going to do"?
Man: "I'm still going to make cheese".
Manager: "I see! So where will your factory be this time"?
Man: "Bethlehem".
Manager: "Bethlehem! Interesting"!! And what are you going to call this new cheese"?
Man: "CHEESES OF NAZARETH".