Football

That's actually cheating - 20 players there. The Krankies were a double act and Jamiroquai is a BAND of 7 members, The Pontipines - 3 fluffy things
Plus, I don't think Frank Spencer should play on the right. Keep him on the bench and I'd play John Craven there

Maybe that's the quantity of people we need on the pitch in order to get a win.

England always manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.