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@dubtap
Last night 6.45pm outside The Venue in New Cross you were checking your Iphone for messages whilst riding in front of me then tried to put it back in your pocket but your stupid jeggings were too tight weren't they and it wouldn't go back in would it. And you started wobbling as you tried to force it but your jeans were too tight and you were losing momentum up that little incline and it still wouldn't go in because your jeans were too fucking tight.
And then you dropped your Iphone and did a massive endo and smacked your nuts on your stem as you grabbed your brake in an emergency stop.
Please piss off back to East London whoever you are.