Male 'model' wanted

can i be dressed as Dov?

No.

dov, you do it.

Unfortunately I'm very busy on that day.

yup - Dovs busy, he's the fluffer…

Male model?

Dibs!

I'm yours for a pint of Adnams Hippy..

I nominate Kisu, because he is actually hot.

yeah Keef has that look, that and i am over 30...

"different kind of english"

i iz confused.

I nominate Kisu, because he is actually hot.

yeah Keef has that look, that and i am over 30...

Piss-take?

I'm away this weekend. otherwise, I would jump at the chance of free tyres. And the opportunity to ruin your photos.

Greasy, you don't look a day past 26. mwah mwah.

Greasy looks like a burnt-out kids presenter...

(no offence)

this is a good example of 'different kind of english'

I can hook you up. For a suitable commission, obviously. 10% of the tyres or something.

i will do it for a crate of tyskie

wibble is an attractive man, but even he had to concede that paramounted is way HOT.

Cheers bro

It's so bromosexual here. Phew!

I hope everyone knows this is a massive ploy by BDW to lure you to his dungeon where he'll strip you naked and make you watch as he sniffs your chamois pad.

I hope everyone knows this is a massive ploy by BDW to lure you to his dungeon where he'll strip you naked and make you watch as he sniffs your chamois pad.

dibs

Prav - I knew I was right!

I can no longer force myself to sniff my own chamois pad.

I'm a professional.. But can only do Sunday