For Sale: 'Jesus is my brakes' stickers

Jebus went to heaven, and all I got was this brake.

Christ on a bike...

How about a sticker for the safety conscious fixed gear rider...

Ok, image attachment fail...

How about a sticker for the safety conscious fixed gear rider...

pussy?

<-- I'm with brake

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I can picture everyone sitting trying to think of the best pun ever

The thread can be closed, I achieved that on page one.

By the way it was not me who wrote "jebus is my life partner" tag.

All your braks are belong to us.

my other brake is a break too

Slightly ot but did this get made into stickers?

That needs to be produced... Or made into a t-shirt at least...

face brake

That needs to be produced... Or made into a t-shirt at least...

I always wanted a sticker of this

I always wanted a sticker of this

I always wanted a sticker of this.

+1

Jesus Christ Super Star
Came whizzing round the corner on his Fixie Skidder

can you make me one about 9ft long

^ would purchase

If only 'jesus is a cunt' wasn't blasphemous, I'd buy a sticker of that.

why not make em small so you can stick em to your bars where your brake lever would be, or even better to a brake lever connected to nothing. could be popular among the argumentative brakeless german crowd.

or brake for the border, maybe make it or brake it

If only 'jesus is a cunt' wasn't blasphemous, I'd buy a sticker of that.

How can this be blasphemous when it's the truth? I say make it a sticker and a t-shirt.