South London Beers: Reboot - Last Thursday of the Month at The Prince Regent, Herne Hill, SE24

It's not raining, Jaygee, and no, you are not fat, "juste un petit peu enveloppé", as Obélix describes himself.

Fixé.

Can I just point out that Joe Smith is pushing the envelope?*

• sorry Joe, I seem to spend too much time reading the Schick's bad puns, no offence intended!
  
  

Strange, why don't you read the good ones instead? ;)