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Ha !

You charmer.

I fucking knocked out two teeth and smashed another in half at the toddler's playground in Regent's Park on Friday with my Little Un™.

I totally fucked my head up on one of the climbing frames, lump on my forehead, splitting headache for a whole day, horribly sharp shards of (still connected) broken teeth making laughing a - literal - pain in the mouth.

Jesus Christ, those places are a death trap.

Super dad skills !!!

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thats great dad skills, the coolest thing i remember my dad ever doing was falling out of a tree trying to get me conkers. I sat with him for I don't know how long whilst he lay on the floor unconscious until a lady came to help......he had concussion but was cool to me