This is not news

You misunderstood the article, Tynan.

There was an actual car (possibly not local - foreign?) in the cul-de-sac.
It used to be such a quiet place where local people minded their own business.

I missed that bit where they said there was a car involved in the car accident, it all makes sense now, I reckon it was the car.

And they laughed at Nick Griffin when he said we should close the borders.