West Beers : Every Thursday @ The Lamb Brewery, W4 4PH

I don't need to try to draw attention to myself. I'm like a giant 10W lightbulb suspended on a 10ft pole.

I bet you meant '100W lightbulb', to indicate brightness, but '10W' makes for a much better tactical quote. And a 10W lightbulb must be dull indeed, especially if it's 'giant'. :)