thats cos he's a big hipster show off. "ooh look at me, I'm Jesus, i can make water in to wine".
cock off mate, we all know there was ribena cordial in the bottom of that glass you poured the water in to in front of all your spok-rocker fakenger mates.
then you fill the other jugs at the table with that two for four quid paint stripper from the Turkish shop at the top of the market and everyone's shouting "ooh jesus is the son of god".
thats cos he's a big hipster show off. "ooh look at me, I'm Jesus, i can make water in to wine".
cock off mate, we all know there was ribena cordial in the bottom of that glass you poured the water in to in front of all your spok-rocker fakenger mates.
then you fill the other jugs at the table with that two for four quid paint stripper from the Turkish shop at the top of the market and everyone's shouting "ooh jesus is the son of god".
son of a bitch more like...