Help! Money & Wheel Stolen by Russel Thamer

and sells womens clothes as a job

At least I'm contributing to the system that you have no problem taking from, Felix.

Is this it?!?!?!?!?! This is what the War was for?

What War? No-one's gone to War other than those poor buggers in the Middle East.

and sells womens clothes as a job

Mock me now Felix, but everyone wants to talk to me at Christmas/Valentines/Mothers Day etc.

Try reading slightly further upthread Officer.......

Officer? I don't think it makes me a policeman to say that kicking some punk kid in over a nicked front wheel is a bad idea, esp after discussing it endlessly for how many weeks like BeauE has done on a public forum, its like Groundhog Day starring Phil Mitchell instead of Bill Murray...

Sorry I didn't pick up on the intended irony but from your comments but apart from talking to his dad you've also progressed to advocating finding his bike and nicking bits off it to 'getting medieval on his arse' with a pick axe handle-which given Crazy James's contextual information may of course not mean violence but some kind of Essex recreational activity to be accompanied with a bottle of poppers, Jedward and baby cham-but if I misunderstood then please accept my humblest apologies.

Mock me now Felix, but everyone wants to talk to me at Christmas/Valentines/Mothers Day etc.

That reminds me, got any massive rubber dongs for the missus?

Too much mouth and no action from BeauE as far as I'm concerned. Have problem: deal with problem. Avoiding the issue just makes it more difficult to bring the situation to a close. He should have gone to this objectionable little characters house the minute his details were made available. Going round there now and trying to prove what went on will be far more challenging now.

Besides, I'm a lover not a fighter. Not of either Jedward or Poppers and consuming babycham will always be a challenge I'm not willing to undertake.

Still, if you ever need a dress for whatever reason talk to me.

That reminds me, got any massive rubber dongs for the missus?

A mate of mine runs Harmony opposite Tokyo Fixed Gear - What size do you want?

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At least I'm contributing to the system that you have no problem taking from, Felix.

i haz job! i'm no maxcrowe

Sam, so thats where things are going wrong at home

Yeah, I'm no maxcrowe

i haz job! i'm no maxcrowe

But you pay fuck all in tax, my pedigree chum!

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Clowns pocket?

i haz job! i'm no maxcrowe

Put a sock in it, brat features...

Max is a philanthropist. He avoids anything taxing (like work), philanders about (in his wildest dreams) and gets pissed an awful lot.

Has anyone tried to facebook him?

Who, Max? Or this Russell character?

Max is a philanthropist. He avoids anything taxing (like work), philanders about (in his wildest dreams) and gets pissed an awful lot.

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What War? No-one's gone to War other than those poor buggers in the Middle East.

That would be me then.

Twice.

That would be me then.

Twice.

Bad Science = Chemical Ali?

Didn't the American forces already capture him and send him to the Guantanamo holiday camp? Or is he no more? Is he an ex-Chemical Ali?

BTW i have been to his house 2 times already and noone has been home. His luck is about to run out very very shortly.