I would love to come on this ride, but seeing as I have family in both Broxbourne and Ware I will avoid. (My uncle is like a real life Alan Partridge, and my nan moans a lot about nothing). Any sniff of me turning up and it will inevitably end in my drowning in a sea of boredom, and sighing.
Ah, in Broxbourne and Ware we only stopped in pubs by the river last time, if we make it to Hertford this time we might not even stop in Ware...
Ah, in Broxbourne and Ware we only stopped in pubs by the river last time, if we make it to Hertford this time we might not even stop in Ware...