Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Bad taste, definitely.

Funny? For me, yes.

These things are in bad taste yet funny (you have to distance yourself from everything that happens in the world so to speak)... here's a few I've seen some good some bad

**** So don't read if you don't like.

• 12 dead 25 injured. This is what happens when you let a bird get behind the wheel.

• If you hit me at 40mph there's around an 80% chance I'll die.
  Hit me at 30mph and there's around an 80% chance I'll live.
  But if you fire your shotgun at me from your taxi I'm completely fucked.

• Mark Austin on ITN; "What drove Derrick Bird to murder 12 people?"
  It was a Citroen Picasso, you told us earlier you daft cunt.

• You gotta feel sorry for the crossbow cannibal. A Ph.D. in mass killings, but only one week in the news and he's out done by a fucking taxi driver.

• I crawled home from the pub last night, flicked ITV on and started watching that classic 1976 film starring Robert De Niro, Taxi Driver, about a mentally unstable taxi driver who goes on a killing spree.
  It must have been a remake though, I don't remember Sian Lloyd reading the weather forecast in the original.

• BBC news: David Cameron to visit Cumbria on Friday.
  Fucking pity he wasn't there yesterday.

• Police are trying to establish any similarities between the victims of the Cumbrian shooting.
  I'm no scientist but since it's in Cumbria I'm going to guess DNA.

• What's the fastest way to get to Scotland?
  Straight up the M6, then shoot through Cumbria...

• I was watching the news earlier and the lady from Derrick Birds cab office said, he seemed a nice chap, quiet but popular, he didn't show any indication he was capable of something like this.
  I thought to myself, typical fucking taxi driver, not indicating.

• What's black and white and red all over?
  A zebra crossing in Cumbria