A taxi driver acted in a psychotic manor toward me. Cannon St -> Tooly street

He tried to drive off - oh no you don't, prick

I threw my bike on the floor and opened up the passenger door and got in his cab. The mist drew over me but the sensible side of me thought 'hang on, I'm not spending a day in the cells for this cunt' so I grabbed the first thing I could see in his cab and threw it at him - an empty polystyrene cup of coffee!(Ha, I'm well hard me!?!)

I wish i had the balls to do this...

you should have thrown your bike in the cab...then got in.