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@Pistanator
Seems there's a few 'cunting taxi driver' type threads, so I chose this one
CUNT, fuckin, wanking shitbag this morning...
I was bombing it up the cycle path/crossing from Waterloo Bridge/Strand this morning up towards Cov/Gard when some tit taxi driver pulled out from the right, straight across and cut me up pushing my right up to the curb. Managed to catch up and pull along the passenger side to him to which I aksed
"What the fuck are you doing you stupid cunt, you nearly knocked me off?"
"I didn't see you"(course he fuckin did, that's why he did it)
"Well you shouldn't be on the road then" was my reply, to which I got a "fuck off"
He tried to drive off - oh no you don't, prick
I threw my bike on the floor and opened up the passenger door and got in his cab. The mist drew over me but the sensible side of me thought 'hang on, I'm not spending a day in the cells for this cunt' so I grabbed the first thing I could see in his cab and threw it at him - an empty polystyrene cup of coffee!(Ha, I'm well hard me!?!)
With this he started gettin his mobile out - "Right, I'm calling the old bill" he said
I thought fuck this, got out, slammed his door and told him to "Go and take your fuckin test again you cunt!"
He drove off. Plate V393 ***
CUNT!
And breath.....
I know how dancing james feels now ;-)