"I leapt from the bushes with the force of a man dressed in a lion suit, the cyclist went down like a bag of chips, frozen with fear and full of potato, I mounted him and began a frenzied attack, but the stream of human people coming out of Holborn tube station began shouting, startled by a stick in my back, I jumped back onto my tiny metal bike and pedalled away."
"I leapt from the bushes with the force of a man dressed in a lion suit, the cyclist went down like a bag of chips, frozen with fear and full of potato, I mounted him and began a frenzied attack, but the stream of human people coming out of Holborn tube station began shouting, startled by a stick in my back, I jumped back onto my tiny metal bike and pedalled away."
Sheldon Brown.