Football

If he's fucking you, I'm not sure you get to see his face. I doubt he even reaches around.

Andy, he's Tottenham. They are not used to proper and conventional behaviour. Their hoolies attack kids and scarfers.

Proper behaviour? See your quote above for just one of the lovely things you have said recently. Not very becoming for a man such as yourself. Mrs O would be in shock.

Having said that, Tottenhan is a massive shit hole. Other than going to see a game I avoid the place like the plauge.