Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I mostly posted it because the person posted his own bike in the porn thread, thats why i quoted his jargon.
But those that think it is nice obviously have no standards. It's just a boring red track bike with a particularly shit looking logo, horrible bar tape, completely random component build and wooden rims...lame.

Does it deserve to be in anti-porn? Probably not, but it is a nice bike? Certainly not.

Can you link me to a picture of your bike? Just out of interest.