Something totally Awesome Happened.

Lucas lives in Bournemouth where this type of behaviour is obviously very uncommon.

Great. Show me how you carry beer with it, hotshot.

i don't have a small bag for when i go out on "road" rides. and i've yet to develop the roadie skills of survival in the wilds with a safety pin and a pump.

yet.

Fail. It is not a paperclip silly. It is a bent safety pin...

...and a banana.

Noob!

pffft.

damo's dildo?

brilliant.

Great. Show me how you carry beer with it, hotshot.

you stab a rabbit in the eye with it piercing it's brain.
you then skin it and use the leg tendons and pelt to furnish a 6-pack bag.

they teach you that shit in boy scouts.

we both went to cubs, scouts, and ventures, thats why we can survive the most arduous rides home from the pub wasted.

Zywiec, Zubr, Debowe forte, these are the keys to the cosmic universe within.

they teach you that shit in boy scouts.

Sexist.

i don't have a small bag for when i go out on "road" rides. and i've yet to develop the roadie skills of survival in the wilds with a safety pin and a pump.

yet.

hah! it's not survival skills if you need to carry a pump. you should use the safety pin to kill a fox or weasel, and inflate your tyre with its death-wheeze.

pumps are for vegans and n00bs

surely Girl Scouts just learn how to sew on the Boy Scouts' badges for them?

Whoever you are without a jumper, just know I'm watching you.

Do you like what you see?

i use a massive courier bag too but it usually has clothes,laptop,digital non-hipster cameras and wine in it. if i use it on the bike it has tubes/pump and a few tools too.

i don't use it on 'road' cycling rides though or when mountainbiking.

I actually a very small Knog Hipster Bag ...

But I didn't have it on me because I didn't think the pub would shut so early. I have the horrible orange one because Wiggle didn't have the others in stock.

In my Bournemouth Battle Bag ... I have a light waterproof poncho I got from Aldi for a fiver, some water proof trousers (also from aldi), my glasses just in case I wish to read something (this does not happen very often) and a Kryptonite D-Lock and a Sharpie Felt Tip pen just in case I have to sign some breasts.

UPDATE on Original Post: I was going to buy the ladies a box of maltesers and a small card ... but I went on a detour on the way to Sainsburys too see if I could spot the house and unfortunately I couldn't recognise her house ... there were about 15 that looked exactly the same :(

So, to summarise:

It would have been the most awesome thing if:

Lucas was cycling along when his carrier bag of 6 beers broke and scattered the tinnies asunder, suddenly a friendly lady appears and gives him a massive courier bag containing a 35mm camera, some 7" records *and *a spare tube and pump.
Once on his way he is so overwhelmed by this good fortune that he crashes into a pallet of Kit Kats that are all chocolate and no wafer.

This has happened ... however I was being chased by a Police Car that was driven by a Integalatic Fresian Space Cow.

Take the piss all you want ;-) ... I thought it was cool. But then again .. my Job is making crappy travel websites for a living :(

Just jokin' fella.

^ I know, Thus the smiley on my post. I have rung the story out it out too far though.

I cycle with a massive* carrier* bag. It doubles as a stowaway jacket.

What is a stowaway jacket .. what do you hide in it?

That is one of my favourite memes ever.

What is a stowaway jacket .. what do you hide in it?

six-pack

of beer? I think that is the only six pack I will ever possess.

Well I think that is awesome. You thought you'd lost the beer, but then you hadn't. Alcohol is a precious resource not to be wasted.

I had one that was leaking .. spraying from a hole .. so I caned it ... not losing my precious ... the longest relationship I have ever had.