Lucas was cycling along when his carrier bag of 6 beers broke and scattered the tinnies asunder, suddenly a friendly lady appears and gives him a massive courier bag containing a 35mm camera, some 7" records *and *a spare tube and pump.
Once on his way he is so overwhelmed by this good fortune that he crashes into a pallet of Kit Kats that are all chocolate and no wafer.
So, to summarise:
It would have been the most awesome thing if:
Lucas was cycling along when his carrier bag of 6 beers broke and scattered the tinnies asunder, suddenly a friendly lady appears and gives him a massive courier bag containing a 35mm camera, some 7" records *and *a spare tube and pump.
Once on his way he is so overwhelmed by this good fortune that he crashes into a pallet of Kit Kats that are all chocolate and no wafer.