Compromising functionality for aesthetics?

you lot have no class, i exhumed Alberto Giacometti and reanimated his corpse, i then had him build a 1/32 scale maquette of my bike until i was satisfied with his work.
the life size model is currently at the foundry having sprue removed and it's final polish. (it's made from a melted down Barbera Hepworth and a Henry Moore)

That's nothing, I got him to build an exact 1/100th scale model of my bike using exactly the correct materials for each component, including decals and serial numbers, right down to the correct psi in the tyres. Then I got him to encase it in a bottle.

Once satisfied with his work, I put out his eyes and cut his hands off so nobody else might profit from his expertise.